When I read 50 Shades of Grey, I voluntarily hold myself up in my bedroom, clutching to my Kindle and drinking every word as if it truly were Christian Grey in my hands.

I’ve missed reading, and its power to take me places.

Breakfast: chicken apple sausage and eggs.

Snack: almonds.

Lunch: original strawberry nirvana with immunity boost from Jamba.

Snack: yogurt and pomegranate seeds

Dinner: salad from Bencotto, and 4 pieces of Gnocchi

Snack: almonds.

Breakfast: eggs and chicken apple sausage.

Snack: almonds.

Lunch: spinach leaves with salami pepperoni mozzarella broccoli carrots and sunflower seeds with spicy ranch dressing.

Dinner: same as lunch. and a Greek mango yogurt with pomegranate seeds.

Weigh in: 148.8 lbs.

Breakfast: chicken apple sausage and eggs.

Snack: Greek yogurt with pomegranate and honey. then almonds.

Lunch: 2 small chicken wraps: chicken, guacamole, and salsa wrapped in brown rice gluten-free tortilla.

Snack: 16oz unsweetened passion fruit iced tea.

Dinner: spinach quiche. Not sitting well in tummy :(

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
My boyfriend <3

2. Anyone crushing on you?
I’d hope so ;)

3. What is your relationship status?
Happily in a relationship with my Guero! :)

4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
yes, haha. I enjoyed it very much. I also enjoyed being danced to, it was like a scene in a movie LOL.

5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
Yes :)

6. Who do you text the most?
My boyfriend!

7. First person to text today? 
My mama, to wish her Happy Mother’s Day.

8. What color are your eyes?
Dark brown

9. What is a compliment you receive often?
Um… My smile, my hair, and my skin color.

10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
Eddie, when I dropped him off at work.

11. Do you like your parents?
I love them!

12. Do you secretly like someone?
I don’t think it’s a secret? Haha.

13. Why did your last relationship end?
Well… I dated this guy before I got back together again with Eddie. I dumped him for Eddie, obviously lol.

14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
My mom :)

15. Who was the last person you kissed?
Eddie!

16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
People who have great senses of humor, but know when to be serious.

17. What are you listening to?
The endless traffic of cars that drive on the road outside my house.

18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
About a month older.

19. Are you happy right now?
More than happy :) Just a little nervous about finals.

20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? 
TO PASS NURSING SCHOOL, HAVE MY RN LICENSE, AND BE WORKING AS AN RN AT SHARP MEMORIAL x___x

21. Who makes you happiest right now?
My mom and dad, of course :) Always there for me, and are such funny parents. And, Eddie! I wake up to him, come home to him, and go to bed with him. We talk about everything and anything. 

22. Do you want to get married & have children one day? 
I’m having wedding fever. I can definitely see a strong marriage in my future <3

23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
And again, and again, and again!

24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
Two!

25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Oh, it is SO on my mind. It’s like everybody I know is getting engaged!!! Two girls from work, a girl from Eddie’s work, a girl I used to go to school with, a girl I am going to school with. Geeze! When is it my turn? :D

26. Are you crushing on someone?
Oh, fo sho ;)

27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yeah :( We’ve broken each other’s hearts before, but the way things are now, I wouldn’t trade our past. It made us so much stronger! And our relationship gets stronger every day.

28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yeesss, guilty.

29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I’ve been happy single, and I’m happy being in a relationship with Eddie. I don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy, but it’s the person who I’m with that makes me happy.

30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn’t mean it?
Sure?

31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes :( Worst feeling ever.

32. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Oops, sorry.

33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Like not eat like a freaking pig when I moved up to SLO and gained this surplus amount of weight? Yes.

34. Think any of your ex’s feel the same?
About what?

35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I hope so.

36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Yeah, but that was high school.

37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I think so… but then, it depends on the circumstance.

38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope.

39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
Tick tick tick, I’m waaaiiiting! ;)

40. Do you want to get married?
Yes!

41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
Yes :)

42. Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend?
Ew, no, that’s messed up.

43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
It’s worse.

44. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up with you?
Sure..? I don’t know lol.

45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
No LOL That’s weird.

46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
I already am! Teehee.

47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
Of course I would, I’m not gonna pretend it’s okay if my friend is being hurt by some crazy bitch. But, you can’t do the changing for them. They gotta do what they gotta do.

48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
I guess so.

49. Would you date an ex?
Nope! They’re exes for a reason.

I didn’t know this survey was going to be all about my love life lol.

Breakfast: 1 1/2 cup of beef marinated in low-sodium soysauce, garlic, black pepper, white/brown sugar, sesame oil, and onions.

Snack: Pear and almonds.

Lunch: Salad with spinach leaves, red pepper, orange pepper, jalapeno, broccoli, carrot, mozzarella cheese, salami, pepperoni, avocado, black pepper, sunflower seeds and spicy ranch dressing.

Breakfast: two eggs, chicken apple sausage, whole wheat toast, 1 3/4 cup milk.

Snack: almonds, broccoli, pieces of salami/pepperoni.

Lunch/Dinner: Appetizers that consisted of shrimp, olives, duck, bruschetta, potatos, dates covered in bacon, yellowtail, ham&cheese.

Me: I was going to do my hair, wear something cute when you get home, seduce you…. But no. Mother nature decided to happen.

Eddie: She’s a crazy bitch.

Me: She’s a vengeful bitch.

Eddie: *Turns around and points at me* That’s why you need to recycle!!

I died laughing. End of story.